As great as the Internet is, it can not help with everything. 10 things the Internet will not do for you:

• Get out of bed in the morning
• Exercise at least two times a week
• Make your juice in the morning
• Get rid of your Tea addiction
• Climb Mt. Abu
• Win the lottery
• Eat lots of fruits and vegetables
• Do the dishes, your laundry, and vacuum
• Learn to play the cricket.
• Tell you what the purpose of your life is